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whatever the hell catches my eye or makes me laugh

Jul 27 2014

(Source: epic-humor, via pizza)

Jul 18 2014

  • me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already

Jul 16 2014

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via sentenced-to-love)

Jul 16 2014

bbcssherlock:

simplystormie:

prismatic-bell:

niall-ate-mynamee:

cinderellawaitinforherprince:

heyfunniest:

zeebsdarling:

anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him

Gordon Ramsay is the absolute best.. No questions

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

Jun 24 2014

(Source: cvpture, via bl-ossomed)

Jun 24 2014

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via orgasm)

Jun 24 2014

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via deair)

Jun 24 2014

myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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(Source: proudredwarrior, via interjects)

Jun 24 2014

braydaaan:

bestnatesmithever:

tastefullyoffensive:

Invisible Bicycles

Last one made me spit.

im laughing really hard omfg

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

Jun 24 2014

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via unescapable)

Jun 24 2014

rushahead:

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rushahead:

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(via imawalkingdisasterrr)

Jun 24 2014

lukeyswife:

the five words we all want to hear

lukeyswife:

the five words we all want to hear

(Source: lukeyswife, via cumber-bitches)

Jun 24 2014

Jun 24 2014

hayleu:

if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for

(via cumber-bitches)

Jun 24 2014

(Source: sandandglass, via laughing420)

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